I’ve not known what to do with this article for like five days, and then just now I had a breakthrough and it all became clear.
So I started cackling like a fucking psychopath, thrusting my finger at the monitor and shouting “Fuck you, words!”
I’m not ashamed of what I am
Me pitching an article to Cracked:
Me today:
You’ll get there. Everyone’s first pitch flops. (I’m Antagonasty, I’m a Workshop Moderator there)
nervous and excited tho! hope it gets published!
Good luck!
Hi! My name is J.F. Sargent and I'm a writer. Don't tell my mom, though.
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