4 Famous People Who Have No Idea How to Handle Criticism
Chris Pine isn’t even in the article! Why is he the image? Click on it to find out! (Hint: the answer is because Chris Pine is pretty and makes a better image than the stuff in the article)

4 Famous People Who Have No Idea How to Handle Criticism

Chris Pine isn’t even in the article! Why is he the image? Click on it to find out! (Hint: the answer is because Chris Pine is pretty and makes a better image than the stuff in the article)

4 Awesomely Geeky Things Dads Built For Their Kids

#3: Dad and Son Build a Fully Functional Arcade in Their Basement
What probably started with a father trying to convince his son that the games of the ’80s were much radder than today’s resulted in a five-year project to build a fully functional arcade in their basement. Now it’s finished, and the thing is so realistic that we’ve spontaneously grown a mullet just looking at it.

4 Awesomely Geeky Things Dads Built For Their Kids

#3: Dad and Son Build a Fully Functional Arcade in Their Basement

What probably started with a father trying to convince his son that the games of the ’80s were much radder than today’s resulted in a five-year project to build a fully functional arcade in their basement. Now it’s finished, and the thing is so realistic that we’ve spontaneously grown a mullet just looking at it.

4 Hilariously Dystopian Ways Science is Reinventing Food

#2. Entire Meals in Ball Form
Futurists who assume that the next generation will consume all their meals in pill form obviously underestimate humanity’s fascination with genitals. Take WikiPearls, an experimental ice cream for everyone who ever complained that their dessert didn’t look enough like a single orphaned testicle.

4 Hilariously Dystopian Ways Science is Reinventing Food

#2. Entire Meals in Ball Form

Futurists who assume that the next generation will consume all their meals in pill form obviously underestimate humanity’s fascination with genitals. Take WikiPearls, an experimental ice cream for everyone who ever complained that their dessert didn’t look enough like a single orphaned testicle.

The 3 Most Excruciating Music Videos of the Summer

Please note that Feldman is wearing gloves that only cover half of his hands. Not fingerless gloves — gloves that are literally so tiny, he cannot pull them down past his knuckles. He is soon joined by his backup dancers, but Feldman boldly ignores any semblance of choreography and just does his own shuffle-footed lunatic jig, occasionally grabbing his hat for no reason. Then he almost falls down.

I wrote this!

The 3 Most Excruciating Music Videos of the Summer

Please note that Feldman is wearing gloves that only cover half of his hands. Not fingerless gloves — gloves that are literally so tiny, he cannot pull them down past his knuckles. He is soon joined by his backup dancers, but Feldman boldly ignores any semblance of choreography and just does his own shuffle-footed lunatic jig, occasionally grabbing his hat for no reason. Then he almost falls down.

I wrote this!

cracked:

You only had a really shitty day if it’s on the news and/or pixelated.
4 People Who Just Had The Worst Day Of Work Ever

Most everyday workplace mishaps are embarrassing but harmless (see: accidentally unleashing a corpse flower of a fart upon seeing your office crush saunter into the break room). However, no matter how mortifying, our avocational cock-ups don’t make the national news. The same can’t be said for these poor bastards, whose bad days at work quickly became the most publicly embarrassing moments of their entire lives.

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I wrote this.

cracked:

You only had a really shitty day if it’s on the news and/or pixelated.

4 People Who Just Had The Worst Day Of Work Ever

Most everyday workplace mishaps are embarrassing but harmless (see: accidentally unleashing a corpse flower of a fart upon seeing your office crush saunter into the break room). However, no matter how mortifying, our avocational cock-ups don’t make the national news. The same can’t be said for these poor bastards, whose bad days at work quickly became the most publicly embarrassing moments of their entire lives.

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I wrote this.

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I admit I’m kinda shooting fish in a barrel here.

I wrote the hell out of this.

Turns out calling your demographic “a bunch of idiotic dick bandits” isn’t the best way to convince them to buy your stuff.

No, that didn’t actually happen.

Everything is killing you!

I think the idea is “if we make poverty suck enough, no one will want to be poor anymore!” Either that or these lawmakers are just evil.

(Note: Stacey Campfield is definitely just evil)