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Mar 4

I just Tumblred the world telling them not to listen to old celibate men in cosplay talk about sex anymore. Unless that’s what they’re into.


The Pope’s Last Day of Work (via cracked)

Behold one of the funnest and least-viewed articles I’ve ever written for Cracked! It’s topical and hilarious and honestly Cracked might have been better off paying me to read it to myself in front of a mirror, because that would have nearly as many readers. But they’re fantastic and let me write it on the front page anyway.

(Raw image source: Getty)

And you’re fantastic because you’re going to read it so I can do stuff like this again, right?

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