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Meanwhile, Back at DC Comics Headquarters…

"Hey I’ve got a great idea let’s make the next Green Lantern a Muslim American."

"Yeah! That is a great idea! It’d be awesome to diversify our lineup."

"Hey I have another great idea: for his origin story let’s put him in a ski mask and give him a gun and make him look scary as shit."

"That is also brilliant. You are brilliant."