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Apr 9

Why I Would Make a Bad President (Reason 63):

I’m really bad at flirting with people on OKCupid.

I got a message from a cute girl asking to buy me a drink. I immediately messaged back “okay how’s Thursday? Let me know soon so I can pencil you in.”

In retrospect, I probably should have tried e-flirting or something. I’m not totally sure what this has to do with being president, but I think it bodes pretty poorly for my people skills.