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5 Harsh Truths You Learn as a Doctor in the Third World

4. Supplies are in short supply
This picture is the J.M. de los Rios hospital, a national reference center for children. These noble doctors are doing rounds with flashlights. Do you think hospitals should have backup generators? Ha! The joke’s on you! It’s also on the children, and the punchline is that they don’t receive medical care.
It’s … not exactly a knee slapper.

Read the whole article here.

5 Harsh Truths You Learn as a Doctor in the Third World

4. Supplies are in short supply

This picture is the J.M. de los Rios hospital, a national reference center for children. These noble doctors are doing rounds with flashlights. Do you think hospitals should have backup generators? Ha! The joke’s on you! It’s also on the children, and the punchline is that they don’t receive medical care.

It’s … not exactly a knee slapper.

Read the whole article here.

I am not a grown up.

(This is part 2. See part 1 here.)

cracked:

[via]

"But no man would ever complain about being complimented on his looks!”
That’s because that literally never happens. No one ever sends men PMs about how sexy they are, or how nice our tans are, or how the tattoos on our arm nicely compliment the color of their eyes and clearly a lot of effort was put into that, or if we’ve been working out, or even just hey, you got a haircut, and we noticed, because we all work with Soren and I guess that’s just not something we can ever live up to with our scrawny little arms and stupid glasses that don’t fit right and that goddamn scraggly teenager beard that won’t even grow in right and it’s fine! I said it’s fine!

cracked:

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"But no man would ever complain about being complimented on his looks!”

That’s because that literally never happens. No one ever sends men PMs about how sexy they are, or how nice our tans are, or how the tattoos on our arm nicely compliment the color of their eyes and clearly a lot of effort was put into that, or if we’ve been working out, or even just hey, you got a haircut, and we noticed, because we all work with Soren and I guess that’s just not something we can ever live up to with our scrawny little arms and stupid glasses that don’t fit right and that goddamn scraggly teenager beard that won’t even grow in right and it’s fine! I said it’s fine!

(Source: kathythewriter)

I think they were talking about my MRA article but I get bored of arguing really quickly.

This is the song I linked to.

cracked:

thegentlemansarmchair:

The Morning Commute

#LosAngeles

#AlsoSeattle. #Somehow.

cracked:

thegentlemansarmchair:

The Morning Commute

#LosAngeles

#AlsoSeattle. #Somehow.

5 Harsh Truths You Learn as a Doctor in the Third World

5. Supplies Are in Short … Supply
This picture is the J.M. de los Rios hospital, a national reference center for children. These noble doctors are doing rounds with flashlights. Do you think hospitals should have backup generators? Ha! The joke’s on you! It’s also on the children, and the punchline is that they don’t receive medical care.

Here’s the rest.

5 Harsh Truths You Learn as a Doctor in the Third World

5. Supplies Are in Short … Supply

This picture is the J.M. de los Rios hospital, a national reference center for children. These noble doctors are doing rounds with flashlights. Do you think hospitals should have backup generators? Ha! The joke’s on you! It’s also on the children, and the punchline is that they don’t receive medical care.

Here’s the rest.

She’s actually your best bet if you want a date who won’t key your car if you forget to return a text.
New column! 5 “Deviant” Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You

5: People Who Practice BDSM Are Psychologically Healthier
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but everyone fucks weird. I seriously can’t stress this enough. The next time you’re in the living room of a friend or family member, look around. The old high school heirlooms have been in asses. That “funny” horse mask has been worn while boning. Why would anyone own more than one scarf if they weren’t using it to tie people up? Every belt is a collar, every tie is a blindfold, every sock has been stuffed into someone’s mouth. A friend of mine once asked me to help him move his dentist chair into his new apartment and no one even asked for or offered any explanation, because we all know what’s up with that, don’t we. OK, I’m lying a bit: I wasn’t sorry to be the one to tell you that at all.
Anyway, this is why society is crumbling, surely. That crazy shit can’t be good for you, which is why the DSM-V lists BDSM as an example of “paraphilia,” or “unusual sexual fixation.”
Why It’s Secretly Good for You:
Folks who indulge in BDSM are psychologically healthier than people who don’t. That’s right: Everyone who got irrationally angry at those last few paragraphs are less sane than the people who didn’t, and that’s the least shocking sentence I’ve ever written. People who indulge in the ol’ spanky-spank (or whatever) are more extroverted and open to new experiences (duhhhhhh), but also less neurotic, anxious, and paranoid. They were also more secure in their relationships, though that may have been because their partners were currently chained to their bed and hahaha, what a dumb and obvious joke.

Read the whole thing here!

She’s actually your best bet if you want a date who won’t key your car if you forget to return a text.

New column! 5 “Deviant” Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You

5: People Who Practice BDSM Are Psychologically Healthier

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but everyone fucks weird. I seriously can’t stress this enough. The next time you’re in the living room of a friend or family member, look around. The old high school heirlooms have been in asses. That “funny” horse mask has been worn while boning. Why would anyone own more than one scarf if they weren’t using it to tie people up? Every belt is a collar, every tie is a blindfold, every sock has been stuffed into someone’s mouth. A friend of mine once asked me to help him move his dentist chair into his new apartment and no one even asked for or offered any explanation, because we all know what’s up with that, don’t we. OK, I’m lying a bit: I wasn’t sorry to be the one to tell you that at all.

Anyway, this is why society is crumbling, surely. That crazy shit can’t be good for you, which is why the DSM-V lists BDSM as an example of “paraphilia,” or “unusual sexual fixation.”

Why It’s Secretly Good for You:

Folks who indulge in BDSM are psychologically healthier than people who don’t. That’s right: Everyone who got irrationally angry at those last few paragraphs are less sane than the people who didn’t, and that’s the least shocking sentence I’ve ever written. People who indulge in the ol’ spanky-spank (or whatever) are more extroverted and open to new experiences (duhhhhhh), but also less neurotic, anxious, and paranoid. They were also more secure in their relationships, though that may have been because their partners were currently chained to their bed and hahaha, what a dumb and obvious joke.


Read the whole thing here!

Behold the unfathomable radness of my desk.

Behold the unfathomable radness of my desk.

Take me seriously as a writer.

cracked:

"[Karl Urban is] the most badass part of everything he’s ever been in because his face looks like someone drew a frown on a giant walking knuckle." — JF Sargent on Cracked today #Dredd #Doom #StarTrek #LOTR #Knuckle

Sometimes you work on a joke and revise it over and over again forever struggling to get it right and then it works out and no one notices but this time people seemed to like it and that’s the greatest thing in the world.

cracked:

"[Karl Urban is] the most badass part of everything he’s ever been in because his face looks like someone drew a frown on a giant walking knuckle." — JF Sargent on Cracked today #Dredd #Doom #StarTrek #LOTR #Knuckle

Sometimes you work on a joke and revise it over and over again forever struggling to get it right and then it works out and no one notices but this time people seemed to like it and that’s the greatest thing in the world.