3 Sinister Reasons You're Addicted To Junk Food -
Come on, how hard can it really be to give up junk food? About as easy as kicking heroin, it turns out.
Everything is killing you!
Donald Trump needs to hire me to run his Twitter account because I’m really good at crowdsourcing insults and conspiracy theories off XBox Live.
What the hell are you talking about?
Since I’m on a vacation this week and haven’t written anything funny for you internet people instead I’m going to suggest you check out this article about Thievery Heckling and Rape Jokes by Patton Oswalt and an analysis of why you should be more pissed off about the NSA tapping your smart phone by the always hilarious and occasionally talented David Christopher Bell.
“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!”
“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”
“If more women starting playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”
Dear person who made that gif at the end: You are brilliant.
5 Great Movies With Mind-Blowing Symbolism You Didn't Notice -
Sometimes a movie you’ve seen a million times will convince you it’s about something very simple, when, in fact, there was a hidden meaning all along.
Happy Monday, planeteers! Here’s an article about ALLEGORIES!!! Wait, I mean MIND BLOWING HIDDEN MEANINGS! Sorry, I’m really bad at marketing stuff.
5 Insane Laws Written Specifically to Harass Poor People -
There are some American legislators who are using every tool in their toolbox to make ‘poverty’ the new ‘murder.’
I think the idea is “if we make poverty suck enough, no one will want to be poor anymore!” Either that or these lawmakers are just evil.
(Note: Stacey Campfield is definitely just evil)
These people don’t even know each other. Somehow that makes it better.
5 Ways Streaming Video Will Suck in the Future -
The worst part is it’s completely inevitable.
None of us knew that the brave future would have so much Vince Schlomi.
The Psychology Behind The TV Laugh Track | Film School Rejects -
I’m not a big fan of TV Shows with laugh tracks. It might be pretentious, but it always seemed like they were a crutch for shows with bad writing,
I used anthropology and psychology to explain why some shows need laugh tracks, and others don’t (surprisingly, it has nothing to do with quality).
Would people be so worked up about the Cheerios ad interracial family if the mom was black and the dad was white? #CrackedClassic
5 Old-Timey Prejudices That Still Show Up in Every Movie