I Took The “What ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Character Are You?” Quiz and got “Error 6014: Personality Too Abnormal To Be Categorized.”
"A Sterilization and Reassignment Team has been dispatched to your location."
"Please remain calm."
"Your Safety and Comfort is Our Priority."
I took a “What Breaking Bad Character Are You?” quiz and got “The Feelings of Inadequate Masculinity That Drove Walter to Crime” so that was sorta more insightful and unsettling than I expected.
- Me: I'll have a medium drip coffee.
- Barista: we don't have any mugs.
- Me: That's cool.
- Barista: Okay.
- Me: But I just got a funny image of someone losing their shit and angrily storming out, knocking things over as they go. Gah! Mugs!
- Barista: What?
- Me: [repeats joke].
- Barista, Now Glaring: That would not be appropriate or funny. We would probably call the police.