Wreck of the Joanna Ng chapter 2 is up! New characters, an expanded setting, and I got a copy editor this time! Though my cat stepped on my keyboard right when I hit “submit” so who even knows!
Come on, how hard can it really be to give up junk food? About as easy as kicking heroin, it turns out.
Everything is killing you!
Donald Trump needs to hire me to run his Twitter account because I’m really good at crowdsourcing insults and conspiracy theories off XBox Live.
Since I’m on a vacation this week and haven’t written anything funny for you internet people instead I’m going to suggest you check out this article about Thievery Heckling and Rape Jokes by Patton Oswalt and an analysis of why you should be more pissed off about the NSA tapping your smart phone by the always hilarious and occasionally talented David Christopher Bell.
“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!”
“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”
“If more women starting playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”
Dear person who made that gif at the end: You are brilliant.
(via barbeauxbot)
Sometimes a movie you’ve seen a million times will convince you it’s about something very simple, when, in fact, there was a hidden meaning all along.
Happy Monday, planeteers! Here’s an article about ALLEGORIES!!! Wait, I mean MIND BLOWING HIDDEN MEANINGS! Sorry, I’m really bad at marketing stuff.
There are some American legislators who are using every tool in their toolbox to make ‘poverty’ the new ‘murder.’
I think the idea is “if we make poverty suck enough, no one will want to be poor anymore!” Either that or these lawmakers are just evil.
(Note: Stacey Campfield is definitely just evil)
The worst part is it’s completely inevitable.
None of us knew that the brave future would have so much Vince Schlomi.
